• Birthday card showing a man holding a small tape measure near his waist.
  • Birthday card showing a man holding a small tape measure near his waist.
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Tiny Penis – Insulting Birthday Card

Tiny Penis – Insulting Birthday Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGBIR-111
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A tiny tape measure turns a birthday greeting into a very personal joke. Tiny Penis keeps the message short and deliberately insulting.

Choose this card for an adult friend who enjoys personal, rude birthday banter.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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