• Twisted Gifts Wasn’t A Turkey, Was A Dog – Funny Christmas Card shows three wrapped gifts with the text: “Merry Christmas. By the way that wasn’t a Turkey we just ate. It was your yappy little fucking dog HAHAHA.”
  • Wasn’t A Turkey, Was A Dog – Funny Christmas Card featuring three gift boxes and text about serving a dog for Christmas dinner.
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Wasn't A Turkey, Was A Dog – Funny Christmas Card

Wasn't A Turkey, Was A Dog – Funny Christmas Card

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Wasn't A Turkey, Was A Dog – Funny Christmas Card

Stacked gifts accompany a dark fictional joke about the Christmas turkey turning out to be a dog.

A deliberately dark alternative to a sentimental Christmas greeting, for someone who enjoys twisted humour.

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