• Fortune teller greeting card with a glowing crystal ball reading You are a cunt.
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Crystal Ball Cunt – Insulting Any Occasion Card

Crystal Ball Cunt – Insulting Any Occasion Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGANY-43
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A fortune teller’s crystal ball delivers a blunt verdict instead of a prediction. This insulting greeting card pairs “Look into my crystal ball” with a sweary message for a friend who enjoys being roasted.

For a friend who enjoys blunt banter and gives as good as they get. Add your own message inside to make the greeting personal, with no printed occasion to limit what you want to say.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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