• Hole in the Head breakup card with the words “I love you. Like a hole in the fucking head” and a blunt goodbye.
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Hole in the Head – Sweary Breakup Card

Hole in the Head – Sweary Breakup Card

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“I love you” sounds promising. “Like a hole in the fucking head” rather changes the mood. This sweary breakup card skips the small talk and gets straight to the goodbye.

A text-led design for fans of blunt insults and dark relationship humour. The front supplies the punchline; the blank inside leaves the last word to you.

Card details

  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Designed and printed in the UK

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