• Cartoon greeting card of a woman with a vacuum cleaner and a man joking that it stopped working because it got married.
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Not Sucking – Rude Anniversary Card

Not Sucking – Rude Anniversary Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGVAL-175
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A broken vacuum cleaner becomes the setup for a marriage joke. When the woman complains that it has stopped sucking, the reply is simply, “Maybe it got married.”

This cartoon anniversary card suits an adult couple who share a taste for cheeky domestic humour. Add your own message inside to make the joke personal.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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