Ocean Coaster – Funny Crab Joke

Hold a shell to your ear and hear the sea; try a crab and the soundtrack might change. The Ocean coaster turns familiar seaside advice into an absurd, sweary joke, complete with a crab illustration. A small gift for someone with a mischievous sense of humour.

Coaster details

• One printed coaster, sold individually
• Size: 9 × 9 cm; 0.4 cm thick
• Durable MDF hardboard with a non-slip cork backing
• Vibrant sublimation-printed design
• Square shape for your desk, coffee table or home bar

A small gift with a big punchline

A novelty birthday present, stocking filler or Secret Santa gift for someone who shares this sense of humour.

Buy 3 coasters, get 1 free.

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