• Valentine’s card with a little-toe illustration and a rude double meaning about banging it on a table.
  • Valentine’s card with a little-toe illustration and a rude double meaning about banging it on a table.
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On the Table – Rude Valentine’s Card

On the Table – Rude Valentine’s Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGVAL-195
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A stubbed-toe joke brings everyday awkwardness into this funny romantic card. The foot illustration gives an ordinary household mishap a place in your love message.

The front includes “Happy Valentine’s Day”, and the toe comparison ends with a rude double meaning. Choose it for an adult partner who enjoys silly, suggestive humour.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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