• The Family Is Next – Funny Christmas Card features a grumpy long-haired cat in a red paper crown sitting by a burnt turkey, with the text: “THE TURKEY’S FUCKED. THE FAMILY’S NEXT. MERRY CHRISTMAS.”
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The Family Is Next – Funny Christmas Card

The Family Is Next – Funny Christmas Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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SKU : TGCHR-327
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The Family Is Next – Funny Christmas Card

A grumpy cat beside a burnt turkey warns that the family is next in a dark Christmas dinner joke.

A deliberately dark alternative to a sentimental Christmas greeting, for someone who enjoys twisted humour.

Card details

  • High-quality printed greeting card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope
  • Designed & printed in the UK

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