Delicate Flower – Rude Get Well Soon Card

A poorly woman is surrounded by helping hands, but the words are not quite so caring. “You poor delicate flower” quickly gives way to a much ruder correction.

This design sets up a sympathetic scene before pulling the rug out from under it. A cheeky choice for someone who likes their get well wishes with an insult attached.

Find more ways to send a smile in our funny and rude get well soon cards collection.

For another take on the joke, see the Selfish Prick – Rude Get Well Soon Card.