• Two smiling yellow cloth dolls on a bench beside a sweary get well joke about the cost of flowers.
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Selfish Prick – Rude Get Well Soon Card

Selfish Prick – Rude Get Well Soon Card

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Two smiling cloth dolls look wonderfully supportive. The message is less so: “Get well soon! You selfish prick, flowers are fucking expensive.”

Cute imagery meets outrageously stingy sympathy in this sweary card. A choice for someone who understands that a proper roast can be a sign of affection.

Find more ways to send a smile in our funny and rude get well soon cards collection.

For another take on the joke, see the Delicate Flower – Rude Get Well Soon Card.

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