Survivo – Dark Humour Get Well Soon Card

A hospital scene begins with a get well wish, then reveals the sender’s thoroughly selfish ulterior motive involving the patient’s wife. Survivo is a deliberately dark take on recovery congratulations.

For an adult recipient who enjoys outrageous relationship banter. The twist is in the sender admitting far more than they should.

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For another take on the joke, see the Selfish Prick – Rude Get Well Soon Card.